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Joke?
We have a problem.
Cyber ​​attacks? ./ Yes, Prime Minister.
Drank two bottles of wine and taking sleeping pills,
and finally to sleep, and you wake me
because small cyber attack.
Moreover, PM.
ldentitas each agent revealed.
What?
Who is doing this? We're not sure now.
So one week before I celebrate anniversaries,
the entire security operation has been taken over,
and you did not know anything?
Currently we are trying to handle the situation.
Then find help and find someone else for me.
That's the problem. We have no agents left again.
They've uncovered. Then turn back the old agent.
It Juliet Echo. Someone looks.
Target acquired. Repeated. Target acquired.
What have we got here?
Sorry, Sir. Not what, Bargley.
Hiding and kamuflasemu increased. Thank you sir.
Come on! You also, Della. Perfect.
That is the trap of class standings 1. 6 points. Yes!
Let's go back to school before Principals know you lost.
And do not worry. There is no trap again.
In addition to this one, of course.
Where is he? I did not see him, sir.
It is camouflage.
Come on.
The welfare of children is part of our anxiety.
And excessive exposure to hazards.
I think you've detonated several bombs by hand.
You look very beautiful tonight.
Have a good day, sir.
Jhonny English Strikes Again
You're seriously telling me he's not going to come ?.
He was recovering from prostate surgery.
Okay.
Before the briefing, we will leave you to sign back
operating agreement confidential. thanks.
You see this?
Gosh. It's been years I did not see it.
Open the lid, and if memory serves me correctly,
You have a few seconds to shut it again
or it will explode.
thanks.
The left side, the right side of coffee.
thanks.
Shit. I forgot to bring something.
I think I'll drink coffee.
Let me get it for you.
Teh?
I think this one needs a little water again.
I will be right back.
Good morning. Sorry to make you wait.
What else comes ?.
They are not great enough. True.
And who are you? English. Johnny English.
We will soon be gone.
My man will give a full briefing on the way.
What do you need?
Spray nerve gas grenade.
You should note this.
Hours string with steel strings.
And I also need Bough. What it Bough?
Then!
Glad to see you!
Bough, we will go on a mission, not for a honeymoon.
Yes, of course, sir.
I think the jam, sir. I can see it.
You left, I was right.
No. You're right, I go left.
I clockwise, you're against the clock.
I think you make it so much worse, sir.
I guess it's true.
Good morning, sir. I had the kit activation of your agents.
Smart phone output department.
Kamera 518 MP dan 4,7" retina HD display.
Creative. What are fired? Poisoned arrows?
That's not any fire. It is a mobile phone.
There are Twitter and Uber account of the department.
What is he talking about, Bough? I need a weapon,
not a bunch of crap.
I think the agency is going to say Bahasa Inggeris
all of this is great,
but since we are dealing with digital targets,
we want to do it with other approaches.
Right.
I understand.
Is there anything else I can get for you?
Weapons?
We do not use guns anymore. Just give her a gun.
OK. Weapons.
This is it.
It is a duty on the part 14 in the direction of peace and security
to tell you, the tool will you be able
could cause bodily injury.
Furthermore, any agent who had no license
must wear a tracking ... Thank you.
OK. Car.
Take whichever you want.
I'll take this one. Do not be silly, English.
It's old-fashioned car. No leaking, no security features.
You know what else is not owned this car, sir ?.
Satellite navigation or computer chips.
Making it invisible on digital.
The equipment agent Bahasa Inggeris ask, sir. Thank you!
Cell phone, Bough. Yes.
Your high-tech criminals would never see us coming.
Let's see what they give to us.
Cotton bud explosives, inflatable shoe box.
What is this?
Energy super energy pill.
Highly recommended. Really?
So red is definitely the opposite. Correct.
This might be useful.
Look, sir. Candy.
Hold on. I like Jelly Babies. I would not eat it if it were you.
It is explosive. One bite will blow your head off.
What is this doing?
This mix tapes.
Purpose? Southern France, sir.
Cyber ​​attack originating from near the hotel wifi signal.
Sir. I can be anything.
Background checks guests are wearing wifi.
Awesome, Bough./ Champagne, sir?
thanks.
One name appears on the memorial.
Day.
Where can we find him?
Up ahead, sir.
She made a reservation at a restaurant.
The problem is we can not close enough to the observation, sir.
No need.
Simple Plan. 2 parts.
You create a distraction. I would mengambilnya./Ya, sir.
And from now on, maybe we should be like the French.
France? / Yes.
Want? /Yes, thank you.
The perfect choice.
Good night.
Mau, sir? ./ Yes, of course.
Excuse me. Can you pour ?.
Yes. Good night.
thanks.
thank you
Tuan.
Lobster could peel my wife?
Ya.
Let me solve.
Halo?
Sebastian.
Happy eating.
Hebat, Bough.
Just a holiday photo, sir.
Hold on. Yacht.
This was taken at the same time with its Wi-Fi access. See.
The chances are 50:50.
What if the signal coming from the cruise ship?
He used wifi, send signals and interrupt tracking.
I think it's time we visit the Dot Calm.
What is this?
Algorithm. We surrounded them.
Our algorithms conduct our lives.
Choosing our TV shows, play our music.
In fact, we find a date.
I know this guy.
He who was going out with Kardashian.
2 Kardashian.
Dan Black Eyed Pink.
I think there's algorithm in the whole country.
One algorithm that can be applied to every person and the problem.
One algorithm that can bring the country 2nd class
and make it world class.
This is the path we take.
So now, more than all this time, we must make the data it works
for the people.
This will bring the kind of change that has been their dream
their lifetime.
I Zander. I love data.
He is very clever. He's handsome, sexy, very successful.
The quality that we need. Like me.
Yes, Prime Minister. And they will do it.
When he started working with us.
But why a billionaire willing to work with us?
Call him. Let me ask him masuk./Ya.
Now what?
There was another attack, PM.
Air traffic.
Someone hacked every flight.
Tell me lapanganmu agent made some progress.
Sir, how do we find the location of the cruise ship?
It's easy, Bough.
We call dispatch.
Hello? I need the location of the vessel named ...
Halo? Ya.
Ship named Dot Com.
Yes, it's called.
Where?
We are about 0.5 miles away now, sir.
You want me to try to get there? / No, Bough.
This duty inflatable shoe box.
No, do not open it in the car!
You can grab the handle of your door?
No, sir.
I will try.
Bough. Do not let anyone see us.
How are we going to do?
Magnetik./Brilian boat, sir.
The mechanism is simple.
Press left to the left, scroll right to the right.
Okay. Let's go.
Lngt.
One important element of this mission
was a surprise.
We have to crawl up there.
Fast.
Good evening, gentlemen.
Should we start with your name?
Obviously you do not know what is being dealt with.
That's why I start with your name.
Sorry, do you mind down here?
It's hard to talk like this.
I've got a better idea.
Not budging a bit, sir.
We'll see about that.
Cotton bud burst of low intensity.
That's a pretty strong explosion, pak./ not. Nonsense.
It's just a small explosion.
I'm going to find its space, you find the source of the signal.
I think we should find space and find the source of the signal.
Come on.
We can already villain, Bough.
You need to reduce your voice, sir.
And we can not lose this.
Give me a pen.
3 times the suction and location transmitter is activated.
The whole place is going to be tracked.
Now this is an enemy target.
Give it to me.
If you want to kill me, you've done it.
See you again.
That was faster than I was expecting.
Who do you think he is, sir ?.
If he is not the culprit, he knew who was responsible.
Whatever it is, he is the key to this case.
Is it true you teach, sir, before we say goodbye?
If you mean by teaching
is eyeing for potential intelligence spy ...
Yeah, right.
I was married, sir.
I do not know if you've heard it.
No.
In the end, love will win.
You did not even think about getting married, sir ?.
This is not a life for a married man, Bough.
The danger, the problem terus-menerus./lni bill, sir.
If this is not the ideal life, then what?
My wife is the force Laut./ What? As a chef?
Or secretary? /No. He Navy submarine captain.
Do you think he had a change?
He will surprise you.
Moreover, it seems that we will do business.
Come on.
It seems that the electric car, sir.
Yes. His voice was like the sound of the head.
Let's show it to him.
See the way he drove. Looked very easy for him right, sir ?.
Arm rudalnya./ What?
Rudalnya./Tapi they only cyclists, sir.
We will go through them later.
They are a French cyclist, Bough.
They interfere with Her Majesty's Secret Service.
It's ready, sir.
Sorry! We're so sorry!
We're sorry! / Stop, Bough.
We can not mengejar./ Patience, Bough.
Drove like that, the batteries will die soon,
and he will become a laughing Bahwan.
Bough, your job is to keep an eye on the fuel tank.
Driving very impressive, sir ...
Gallantly. Bazzle Gallantly.
And you yourself also terrific, Miss ...
Bulotova. Ophelia Bulotova.
And this ... / Colin.
I think we use the name palsu./ That false name.
Correct.
Yes. This is Colin. And I ...
Bazzle.
Dazzle... Bazzle.
Perhaps there is a simple way to do this.
By going to drink, perhaps?
That would menyenangkan./ How about ...
bar di Hotel De Paris, Cagnes Sur Mer ?.
It was a date.
I guess I ran out of fuel works pretty well.
What?
We must give the question or they will continue to attack us.
Did he answer our invitation?
Yes, PM./ Finally something done right.
What do you want? / They did it again, PM.
Paved traffic control center system.
Yes. They changed every traffic light in London
red.
Where is my drink?
You must be kidding. Give me tonik./Ya, bu.
And Mr Volta has arrived, sir.
Mr. Volta. Welcome.
I've heard a lot about this building.
It must staircase they were talking about.
Yes, maybe? I do not remember.
Ayo./Butuh Photoshop.
Come here.
Sorry make you wait. Chaotic traffic system.
Yes I know. But it's not a big problem.
If you want, I can check it out. It is my job.
I guess you can not enter. The system is complicated.
Zander, give me a web address for traffic control center.
This is the login page of his, Jason. Do you have a password?
I will not tell if you do not say.
Say what?
Through security.
Security bypassed.
Someone meretasmu./Kurasa not.
Attacking the server.
Primitive, but effective.
We can try to rerun the service request
to our server farms in Nevada.
Rerouting, Jason.
Changing the route is complete.
See! Very fast.
What you want to talk to me?
You, Jason.
I want to talk about you.
Thank you, Bough. Almost there.
It's very fun.
I would ask them to raise your salary.
You want me to his room and searched him?
lde bagus, Bough.
Let me know if you find anything.
Pak Gallantly.
Correct.
I thought maybe you do not datang./ contrast,
wild force can not keep me out.
Mother. Father.
Good night. What do you want?
I felt a bit homesick tonight.
I lon Moscow messages.
And I message London Lemming.
I am not sure. What?
That is gin, vodka, ammonia, sherry ...
with a bit of a mixture.
What brings you to southern France,
nona Bulo ... / Bulotova.
I'm just visiting my friend.
What are the owner's friend Dot Com?
Ya.
How about you?
I take care of my business.
But it turned into a pleasure.
I like this.
it was very spicy.
You do not have anything? / I'm fine.
thanks.
Cheers.
I'm not sure never met the man sepertemu.
Let me say clearly here.
You've never been.
Sorry. I had to get up early tomorrow.
That's a pity.
Good night.
How, sir? ./ Bough. She's a remarkable woman.
Charming, smart, sweet, and definitely not guilty.
I broke into her room and she had three passports, sir.
Passport Romania, Bulgaria, Russia. The name and age.
So he became 3 different people.
Unusual in this kind of thing.
What is the usual mean?
A single woman traveling alone. You can not be too careful.
You do not think maybe he was a spy, sir ?.
Spy?
I think I know what a spy, Bough.
Then!
I just got word from London. We know who the owner of the yacht.
He was involved, sir.
The owner is a billionaire. And she's in London.
Today, the Prime Minister himself is in talks to
make a deal with him.
What are we waiting for? terdownloadLL.win
Slow down, sir! terdownloadLL.win
What?
Forget it!
Now a cyber attack against the Prime Minister ...
Each train in Britain? / Yes, Sir.
Good morning, pak./ you see this, English?
Ya.
Sit down.
Tell me something I can take to the Prime Minister.
What is the name of the man who is responsible enough, sir ?.
Sempurna, English. Ya.
Jason...
Volta, sir. Jason Volta./ What?
You accused knight in shining zirahnya PM?
I need hard evidence.
That's why agents to infiltrate Bahasa Inggeris offers
Volta here to the house.
Ya.
Do you have to do, English.
But do it quietly.
Nice.
Virtual reality? ./ Yes, sir.
He could put the model in the house Volta.
When you wear the headset, it will look and feel
like you being in his house.
You'll be able to open and close the door,
up and down stairs, accustom his eyes to the floor plan.
This floor could be different directions. You can walk ...
You can walk as far as you want in the virtual world
without ever leaving this room.
There is one thing, sir.
It can be very real.
It's very immersive and some people lose track of
their actual environment.
I think we can reasonably guarantee that it will not happen.
I just need you to sign a letter of agreement.
You'll excuse me to look for it.
Come with him. If you do not help him, he would do it all day.
What are you doing!
The elevator doors closed.
Down.
Sorry, sir, but you must go.
What?
Do not!
You have to go down, sir.
The only agent that we have in this mission
confident he's made great progress.
We have a potential suspect to be identified and ...
for further investigation from now on.
Ya.
So I hope he will soon find out ...
not much longer.
Then?.
Everything is okay, sir? ./ Yes, I have.
It's child's play.
Nice to see you again, PM.
This hologram. Talk with him as usual.
I'm that happy.
I do not like to hunt-buruimu.
But, is there something you need?
I called just to see what you had the chance
for a rethink? / Yes.
But the thing is, I do not really work on the security of others.
Not that I do not want to, but infrastrukturmu old.
The only way to keep you safe now
is to store all your data to the My Server itself.
Yes. Jason, I want to do is to announce this
at that meeting.
Are we agreed?
Good luck, sir.
We can not keep meeting like this, Mr. gallantly.
Alias.
You want to put an end to this charade and tell me your real name?
Come on.
There's so much you do not understand the world you're stuck.
Just stop the bullshit.
You are the British Secret Service.
Your work is impressive.
When did you realize I was also a spy?
I knew right away.
I've spent two years undercover.
Everything was fine until you showed up.
And I want to do everything to keep it simple.
'Simple' is not my middle name.
I think you have to make a choice.
A temporary truce? / Until he was arrested.
Agree.
The politicians easier tertipu./ It's true.
Can you give me a copy of the target list? Create one another, just in case.
Give ponselmu./ You do not have a cell phone?
I'm not a person who needs a mobile phone.
But it is very useful to call.
I did not call anyone.
I gather evidence.
List of targets, Jason.
4 central London's iconic landmarks. Create pilihanmu./Nomor 3.
Mata London.
Cyber ​​attacks occur in ...
I found him lurking above.
And who are you?
I will not tell you anything.
Facial recognition software was launched.
Johnny English.
I heard they're hard when you're the capital, Mr. English.
And what do you think, dear? ./ He was British intelligence.
That's him. Two words that are not eligible to be used in the same sentence.
You think I came here alone?
I have a team of spies out there now,
waiting to attack.
What is happening to this country?
How could 100 years ago the British Empire
to secure a quarter of the world, and now ...
rely on someone like you.
Hey, stop!
Wait!
Come on!
Close gerbangnya./Ya, sir.
Please! Stop!
Looking ahead, check the glass, and stop the car.
Hey, excuse me!
Thank you!
Street!
Excuse me! / You think you're doing?
Open the door!
You're not instrukturku./ Turn left.
Turn right.
Just follow me.
Please, stop. I can not do this anymore.
I can not see anything now.
Ya.
When I tell you, turns sharply to the right.
3, 2, 1, go!
Stop, then walk.
Come on!
A little to the left. Straight ahead.
Nice.
You're so great.
I think you made a lot of progress today.
You're not listening, English.
With new friendships PM by Volta,
situation berubah./ But the facts have not changed, sir.
The attack was his responsibility Volta.
According to you, but not by others.
Was he here? / Good afternoon, ma'am.
It is ... / Bahasa Inggeris, ma'am. Johnny Bahasa Inggeris.
What would you say about yourself? /Many.
But men like me do not like to brag, bu.
So let me get straight to the point.
Jason Volta is the mastermind behind these attacks.
And I have evidence to prove it.
I managed to record this in the house Volta.
We must warn you, soon you see
is the embodiment of evil.
We are in the 3rd year Tippy. This is a very exciting day.
Hip hip hore!
Happy birthday tahun./Matikan.
thanks.
May I ask, what's with you?
The situation was very chaotic state,
press waiting outside,
and the only people who can save us
is a man who you accuse of treason.
I was alone in the room when he gave orders, ma'am.
But there is...
You know what I think
when you sign here?
I have a few questions.
You're burning down the restaurant or not ?.
And you fired a missile into a group of cyclists French or not ?.
Prior to disturb the passengers and threw the tour guide
from the top of the bus, and harassing the 90-year-old grandmother
The sandwich shops before beat a store clerk
with 2 baguette organic ?.
I do not remember, but ...
Do you know how hard it is to be me?
Do you know how impossible
solve anything in the face of events,
and facts, and kindness, and tsunami band we call the national press?
Finally, I had the opportunity to do something good
for my country, and what happens?
The universe sent you to me.
You remember I told you ?.
I say, to hell with the universe!
And you know what else I say ?.
You're fired, effective immediately. Now, get out!
And make sure I never saw those fools again!
What are you doing, sir ?.
Do you think what I'm doing, Bough?
I'll go home.
But the Prime Minister has an agreement with Volta.
He would invite the G12 in Scotland Volta to be a special guest.
It's over, Bough.
And there's nothing we can do about it.
But, sir, I have a plan.
Remember my wife?
All safe!
Watch your head, sir.
It is said we sink.
Already a bit old and rusty, but she can perform well.
The perfect job, the commander.
Jeremy always very thinking, agents English.
Who?
Ya.
I was also curious.
When he says he'll go this way,
The least I can do.
Let's go, Bough.
I can tell you first?
The system here is old.
If one bit, radiation will leak.
No problem, commander.
We do this mission with the old-fashioned way.
It seems perfect.
Sorry, pak./ Come on.
Its mission is simple. Can access to the bedroom Volta,
and take him down.
How did you get up there, sir ?.
No need to worry about, Bough. Hereby.
Pretty good for a setting.
This is the power of a 100-fold increase.
Turn on. Come on.
He succeeded.
When was the weapon will be ready?
Immediately after the PM's signature deal.
This night.
How do I shoot? / Press 1. And the attack was launched.
After that, the data is transferred across the G12 countries
Dot Com server to above.
Cheers.
You're working for the Russian intelligence from the beginning.
That's why I drink the antidote that you enter into this drink.
I had to remove the bullet from that gun.
Everyone should make their own lives.
The sad your life is over.
Still fresh from the 3D printer. 100% plastic.
And 100% working.
Halo, Nona Bulotova.
I'm sick of this. What will happen?
How about this?
Drop your weapon.
Drop your weapon. And you.
Not the time for this, Johnny.
It's impossible. You can not possibly cooperate with this man.
Keep it intimate conversation when you're in prison, Volta.
You're already inside, sir? ./ Yes, Bough. Can you turn it off.
Everything under kendali./ OK.
How do we go now, sir ?.
What's the plan?
Hey, you!
On behalf of the United Kingdom, I greet you
today in the meeting room where the ancient Scottish clans
resolve their differences and forge new alliances.
Points are chosen specifically to make a very special announcement.
Then?.
You're not okay, sir? ./ No. Lift me.
We need to ...
To the conference room before Volta ...
Before Volta activate the weapon.
So, with my signature on this deal ...
With pleasure, I welcome you,
tamuku, temanku, Jason Volta.
Ready. Launch the attack, Jason.
Get me out of sini./Johnny ?.
I can not, this pak./Lepaskan, and everything will be separate.
Wait. Wear this.
That's quite a lot of oil.
Come on, come on!
You can imagine what the world would be like
if run by Apple, or Google,
or am I?
Do you think we will fail in school?
We had to queue endlessly waiting at the hospital?
We'll have a long line at the airport?
No.
Because all of this is a simple data management problems.
People like me who loves the data, we live to the data.
You know I live for, Volta?
Removing the threat of criminal fraudsters like
the country ini./Ya forgiveness.
Catch this madman.
Person to be arrested here instead of me.
Listen well, everything.
Now you are in capable hands
of a Secret Service agent.
And you, will make the trip comfortable.
Up to where I am?
Living for data./Tepat.
Alogaritmaku can solve any problem you
as long as I have one thing. Control.
And it will you give me now.
Jason, what are you doing? / Silence.
palace now locked and in your control, Jason.
You've just signed not only gave access
to all the data that the UK had.
It also gave me access to the junction box
connected to the world wide web.
Turning off the fiber optic cable in the box,
and the Internet will vanish.
Johnny, are you okay?
Do you have a cell phone?
Wear it for help. There was no time for that.
I'm going after Volta.
Do not remove the phone on that one!
Do you understand what that means of turning off the Internet?
Cities will be dark, the plane will fall from the sky,
trains will collide, security and order will be destroyed
and the world that you know will end.
Events do not know, do not you?
Start the attack, Jason.
Taking control of the junction box.
Stopping Internet and electricity in Europe.
Phase 1 is completed.
Everything, I can stop attacks
for your signature the same deal
as belonging to the PM and gave me complete control.
It's your decision.
Welcome to the Intelligence lnggris./ Connect me to the Pegasus.
To Ml5, press 1. For MI6, press 2.
To Ml7, press 3.
8 signature G12 now available.
Give the signal. We're almost done here.
For adults, press 5. For the case of a child, press 6.
More options, press 7.
What?
More than enough signatures have been obtained
to handle data G12.
All data UK now been successfully transferred to the Dot Com.
For Daisy, press 1. For Pegasus, press 2.
Gosh.
Everything, to the submarine. Repeated, to the submarine.
Pegasus./ office I need to immediately talk to Pegasus.
This situation darurat./ Wait a minute, sir.
We have a full launch codes. Is repeated, the full code is locked.
Gosh menembak./ ask permission. Could you please wait a moment ?.
Then!
Halo?
Sir, what I received permission to launch?
What? Listen, we have to attack.
What are the attack, sir? ./ Yes. Serang.
Everything, we will meluncurkan./ Good, commander.
Halo?
Commander, I can talk to?
It seems that we are close to the target here.
What it Sherbet F?
Dot Com appears to be offline, Jason. Cyber ​​attacks have been stopped.
What do you call a submarine, sir ?.
You do this, sir.
Mission accomplished!
Right.
I reevaluate our choices, Jason.
Johnny! Volta escape!
He's heading to the chopper!
No, Bough. This one is mine.
Come on, sir.
The final step, sir.
Not so fast, Volta!
What's that supposed to scare me, Sir Lancelot?
Take cover!
Do not worry! He only had six bullets in the gun it!
And of course, his own gun.
You've run out of options, Volta.
You think you've won ?.
Change the server to attack these Nevada, Jason.
The world will fall, English. And I would be the last person standing.
Goodbye, Bahasa Inggeris. Goodbye, internet.
I can!
That helicopter had network.
If we can hack the operating system,
we can turn off their attacks.
Here.
Look at you! You're going to wear it like your life depends on it!
Let's get out of here.
Changing the route is complete.
Attack data is now installed in our Nevada data server.
Should I start? Jason?
Should I start the attack?
This Started!
Everything, I think we can all agree the results from tonight
more than we expected.
I have no doubt to present my vision.
But the people who saved us all tonight,
who I thought might not be able in this case
already provides a different kind of vision.
And living in a fundamental embodiment of quality British.
Which already guarantees the security of our nation,
have courage, intelligence, honesty and honor.
thanks.
Welcome back, Mr. English./ Thank you, Headmaster.
Thank you for being a guest this week.
Everything is ready. We are waiting for you.
Can you give me a moment ?.
Good morning, sir! / Hello, sir!
Welcome back, sir! / Sir! / Hey, Mister!
The culinary!
Surprise!
thanks.
Where is Kevin?
Is Pakk/bgus.
And of course, Bargley./ Come on, sir.
You're good. Everything is gathered.
What is this? / I've got some toys to show to you.
Arrows inflatable pushers? / I!
The hand grenade Granny Smith? / I!
Watches strings? ./ I, sir!
Let I took it.
Do not worry. Only a mild anesthetic.
That's just the axis 5 seconds.
Okay, stop.
Are you ready, Mr. English? / Sorry, Sir.
Soon.
I always liked Jelly Babies.